Why I need to learn Chinese... AKA Rose keeps spending too much money

As a language teacher, I firmly believe in learning the language of where you are living. That being said, I've been here three weeks, and even with my three weeks of Chinese language class from July, I am not doing so well at communicating. Numerous times I don't know if I'm being ripped off (are the street apples really 50 cents each?) or if some sort of miscommunication has occurred (I only wanted 35 copies, why am I paying for 60?) or really, I just don’t like behaving like a 2 year old (e.g. Silently, Rose points to an item on the menu and nods her head).

So just a few stories to show you how pathetic I am. But I’m learning fast and will find a tutor soon, I swear!

In the Target-like store, looking for face wash. Yes, I brought some from NYC but my skin is going crazy here with the pollutants and new foods and new environment. I was thinking that maybe the Chinese brands have something the American brands don’t. After 20 minutes of perusing aisles of beauty products, attempting to figure out what is skin cleanser and what is toothpaste, I come to a section that looks good. Searching the bottles for anything in English, the woman working at the store comes over to help. She says something. I don’t understand. I ask if she speaks English. Of course not. I pick up a bottle and point to my pimples: “hao bu hao?” I ask (Is this good?). She starts to laugh. I look at the bottle again: it was a skin whitening gel, very common here apparently. Not going to help. She takes my hand and drags me to another product. Says something rapidly in Chinese, points to my face. Um… “hao, I guess”.  She pushes me over to the checkout clerk and all of a sudden, I’ve just paid 15 USD for… Well I still don’t know what.

Taxi rides are very stressful for me. No taxi driver speaks English and I don’t know my way around to be able to direct them (nor do I know any way to explain myself in Chinese). I bought a blender and didn’t want to carry it on the subway so I hopped in a taxi and said the name of the subway station near my apartment “Shoujingmao dajie.” “huh?? Shou- huh? Shou?” Oh no, this is not going well. I whip out my phone and show him a photograph of my address written in Chinese. “Ah ah ah …” And he talks for about 2 minutes. I say, “bu zhidao” (I don’t know). And he is off. I feel like we are going the wrong way but I say nothing. We end up turning in the right direction (phew) and I see that we are near school, something I can recognize. I want to tell him to turn butttt he’s already going down another street. And we end up somewhere near campus. He finds a building that he has decided is my apartment complex and smiles “dui dui dui!!!” I give him 30 kuai and get out of the cab with all my bags. He drives off. Confused and tired, I walk the 20 minutes back to my apartment; the 20 minutes I was trying to avoid by taking a cab in the first place.

Getting a cup of joe is no easy feat. And it really breaks the bank, regardless if I order correctly or not. But when language comes into play…. One of my first days here, I went to Costa Coffee. The menu was in English, the signs were in English… great, I’ll get a cup of coffee and chill for a bit. I went up to order and the server didn’t speak English. Ok Rose- you got this. Order an iced coffee… “yi bei bing kafei he… ummmmm” I was stuck. He said something quickly and pointed to the menu. OK? 5 minutes later I had apparently ordered some sort of coffee frappe frozen ice cream thing and was out 8 USD. Ugh.

So I’m coping. Slowly. But I am willing and ready to learn. This place is full of surprises and adventures and culture. I’m only scraping the surface. Can’t wait to see what is underneath.

On another note, here are some photos of my students working hard at writing conversations for class!!

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